May 2010
my brother just came in,
said ‘Fuck these wiggas’
then left.
i just want to go camping.
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why are all these people in my garden.
why does my mum want me to socialise.
im going to eat some fucking lemon meringue.
my mum just shouted me to ask if i was going downstairs or is I was ‘hibernating’ as she put it and I made a really strange sound that ended in a scream because I wasn’t sure how else to reply
then i realised that her friends are round :|
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today at the rugby, a naked man ran on the pitch and i really thought he was a midget but it turns out he wasnt then the losing team stole the beer off the winning teams coach and said they had to fight them to get it back.
good crowd.
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I HAVE NO CLOTHES
theres a man creepin' in some bushes outside
I'm socially awkward.
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decemberlullaby:
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im going to do other things
like get dressed
ask
ask
ask
ask
shoot.
women are crazy vaginas
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showmeyourfangs asked: KATE YOU NEED TO PUT REPLYS ON YOUR POSTS PLEASE BECAUSE SOMETIMES I WANT TO REPLY TO THEM BUT I CANT :( IT MAKES ME UPSET
i know im really late on this but
showmeyourfangs:
carrotsticks:
never in my life have i heard anything as shit as Germany’s song for Eurovision.
well maybe those six year olds covering the village people were worse.
kate, that YMCA was wrist slittingly bad. idk about germany’s song though - ihaven’t heard it.
just listen to it. Its fucking awful.
i know im really late on this but
never in my life have i heard anything as shit as Germany’s song for Eurovision.
well maybe those six year olds covering the village people were worse.
@becky
i swear he joined facebook cause he saw you creepin last night.
My sister just did that 'MASH' thing to me
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turns out I’m gonna live in a mansion with a polar bear,
and Joe.
Pretended I wasn’t pleased. I was.
my brother Joe? LOL
Kate, this one's for you.
showmeyourfangs:
OMG
EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS IS HILARIOUS.
OUR BABY GIRL LOLOLOL.
AND IT LOOKS LIKE AN OLD MAN.
@hannah
this news depresses me.
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RIGHT OKAY IM SORRY THAT I WATCHED SLUMDOG...
i needed to get that off my chest
In my dream,
movecloser:
this man grabbed my arm and told me not to rush life and if i want someone or something i have to try and get them and that i shouldn’t be running down the prom because life is too good to rush through. But i ran ahead anyway and the ending was an optical illusion.
i liked that man.
you forgot the part about me running with a dog sized pencil case.
dear mother,
you have put me in a bad mood
that is all,
kate.
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Kate Nash is precious.
Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do, but if you do, enjoy it.
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Cat face, he's got the big cat face. He's got the...
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