it's sad because it's true.
whats for tea?
what kind of breast?
sorry, what breasts?
Just loving how funny I am.
i have a friend that is the spitting image john...
(via violent-delightsx) ^ trufax.
i wish i could have known, i would have thought of something relatively normal to say to a group of people i had never met before in my life, but they caught me off guard and i ended up mumbling like a socially awkward idiot :(
Today at the sixth form they asked me to say one interesting thing about myself and i had nothing to say.
was better than expected I suppose, although in ‘personal tutor’ time my table was accosted by strange folk and a fat girl who I had never met before in my life, I just kinda stuck it out and resisted the urge to stab some of them in the eye. The teacher was cool though, he had plugs in each ear and a tweed jacket. The best looking person I saw was a fat 11 year old asian boy who...
Day 3 — Your parents
Dear Parents, Thanks for giving me life I guess, it’s something I appreciate. Well, I like you because you make me laugh and I couldn’t wish for better parents. I know that you would do anything for me and you have taken me to some amazing places and given me so many opportunities to do well. You support me in (nearly) everything I do and always work your hardest to give me and the...
i neglected tumblr to go on sims pretty much all day and eat more food than should be allowed. but i found out like 2 hours ago im at sixth form tomorrow for some crazy ‘taster day’ and i have to be on a bus for 15 to 8 -.- this does not bode well with me.
Day 2 — Your Crush
Dear Crush, I hate you for the way you make me feel and I hate you for other reasons too. There’s lots of things I wish I could say to you but I never can because it will never be right. I don’t really like you a lot but you are always at the back of my mind and it annoys me so much. Other times I think you are perfect and this annoys me also. I wish I could forget about you but...
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kat-chingfire asked: BOY THE WAY U BLOWIN UP MA FONE WONT MAKE ME LEEV NO FASTA. PUT MA COAT ON FASTER. LEEV MA GURLS NO FASTER. I SHUD OF LEFT MA FONE @ HOME CUZ DIS IS A DISASTER.
you know i wouldn’t mind if someone anyone left me something in my ask whilst i was watching Juno. i really wouldn’t mind honest.
I've eaten so much since I got home.
I swear I weigh about 20 stone these days.
I am getting in the bath and then I shall watch...
Day 1 — Your Best Friend
Dear Best Friend, You don’t exist so i am not sure why i am writing a letter to you but im pretty happy that you dont cause i have a great group of friends who do a better job than you ever could. So hello, group of friends, you are the best people in my life and i love you all more than you could imagine. I wish i had the words to tell you all how much you mean to me and how grateful i am...
I am going to do this
Day 1 — Your Best Friend Day 2 — Your Crush Day 3 — Your parents Day 4 —Your sibling (or closest relative) Day 5 — Your dreams Day 6 — A stranger Day 7 — Your Ex-boyfriend/girlfriend/love/crush Day 8 — Your favorite internet friend Day 9 — Someone you wish you could meet Day 10 — Someone you don’t talk to as much as you’d like to Day 11 — A Deceased person you wish you could talk to ...
THERE IS A NEW EPISODE OF TRUE BLOOD WAITING TO BE DOWNLOADED. OMG HOW COULD I FORGET EVEN FOR A SECOND. I am going to get onto to this right now.
i am in a tent
i’ve pretty much just woken up and im waiting for hannah to wake up. Last night was pretty crazy but i am ok with this :) i dont really have anything to say so, just making a post because i haven’t posted in a while. Bye.
so im in hannahs bed after going to prom and it was good and i saw some people who i will miss there and my favoruite teacher (LOL) told me i looked nice and hugged me and made me dance with her to a grease medley and i just had a nice time. im going to a folk festival tomorrow so, any weekend posts will not be regular.
i had five hours sleep last night
and now i have to get up to go to Alton Towers yet strangely, i am okay with this.
Dear Mother, I know that you have sat out in the sun for a total of about five minutes over the past few days it has been sunny and its not like I have been lying their for hours cause i have nothing better to do with my life but please listen to me when I tell you that my arms and legs don’t burn like my shoulders do, therefore I will not be taking sun cream with me to Alton Towers...
ok. so you cant see the other dress properly in...
i’m not taking a picture of it. not that anyone cares.
I got two new dresses today
i might post some pictures.
ok so i changed my URL and now its shit. but i needed a change from carrotsticks. so deal. i’ll probably change it again :(
MY MUM LURED ME INTO ASDA UNDER FALSE PRETENCES, SHE TOLD ME THAT SHE WOULD BUY ME SOME FOOD CAUSE IM STARVING BUT IN ACTUAL FACT SHE WANTS ME TO STAND ROUND WHILST SHE TRIES ON CLOTHES. FML.